20 Decillion

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(Not really mobile friendly, which holds true to the old school Internet)

This is a great grandpa joke 🤣

They’re fantastic! Ours is a tub shroom.

They’re fantastic until your 9 year old takes the rubber plug with hair in it and drops it down the drain.

We’re waiting on a plumber to come snake it out. However, that aside, they really are fantastic at catching the hair. 100% recommended.

Also, talk to your kids about not dropping shit into the drains (hair, objects, and/or shit) and make sure they know it’s not a bottomless void.

Education is important 😂

Not if you’re a regular here. And by regular, I mean even in the last 24 hours 😊

Edit - they’re even next to each other

Haha like this?

It’s actually a hallmark / strategy of his family. “The only thing we are on this Earth for is to reproduce”

My company doesn’t work weekends unless you’re on call or something. I could see it happen with incident response or security operations, but other things aren’t so critical that we need to have our staff working outside of normal business hours.

I may be lucky as well because I work within GRC, and we have a huge focus on work-life balance.

This 70% number seems high. I’m in leadership.

I still have one in my basement somewhere, I miss the palm os, it was really awesome at the time

My pixel 8 pro is better than any other pixel I’ve ever owned. I have owned the OG, the pixel 3, pixel 5, pixel 6 pro. It’s not even close

Death by a thousand cuts

My Grandpa had one of those full size Chevy conversion vans with a sofa/bed in the back. I have very specific memories of opening the back window vent which was a mesh screen, and sticking my face on it as a child so that I could breathe the outside fresh air rather than his smoke.

Loved that man, but that probably wasn’t the best thing to expose a young child to every day.

Individual 1

I still have them, and they still work! I have two drives, one external and one internal zip drive, and probably about 30 or so disks. The real awesome ones which were too expensive for my broke ass back then were the Jaz drives with their crazy 1gb disks.

SMS 2fa has been recommended NOT to use since 2016.

Yep SMS two factor authentication usage was officially suggested to no longer utilize by NIST in 2016, and in practice before that, to your point.

This shit is old, people! It’s trivial to compromise. Start transitioning where you can to passkeys and start using an app based MFA, like Duo or Authy, both free.

He likely has a dead man’s switch to release the trump hooker piss tapes

Don’t copy that floppy

Take the Toyota 4runner for example - they’re incredibly reliable because they are simplistic in many ways with bullet proof components. You can even find 5 year old models that are within 5k of a new one.

Usually with mobile glass, and I think this applies to victus 2, the glass is super resistant to breakage, so it’s super tough. However it is not notably less resistant to scratching

No one has quite perfected a display that is super resistant to scratches as well as breakage.

Here’s an article I found that mentions victus 2 isn’t more scratch resistant than original victus, which aligns with what I mentioned above.

I’ll be putting on a tempered glass screen protector, especially since the 8 pro has a flat screen, finally.