Did you see that e-mail?

“Nope!”

Jon Hamm might have bodies hidden somewhere. That guy sets off so many red flags for me, but is beloved by everyone. I’m telling you, I’m pretty sure he might be evil.

I struggle with Elizabeth Moss, too. The whole “being in a cult while making a show warning people about cults” thing is wild to me. Only other place I saw her was Mad Men and I found her unlikable. But I hated that whole show, really.

“Which in this case is the same shit.”

TIL peak stiffness during rigor mortis occurs around the 12-24 hour mark, fyi.

Feels so wiggly.

It was a sarcastic yawn because you were one of the only one to list an actually cool power. I guess that wouldn’t be immediately clear, in retrospect.

“The essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of myself,” wrote the philosopher Kant

That’s actually a slightly botched Jane Addams quote:

I once heard Father Huntington say that the essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of one’s self and I would like to add that to consider one’s self in any wise unlike the rank and file of human life is to walk straight toward the pit of self righteousness.

Source.

Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN

Nincompoop

Damn, that’s so cool.

I risk a broken arm if my dog sees a squirrel. She’s never even close to catching one, but it sure doesn’t stop her from trying.

Did you not read the Brannock device?

Turkmenistan

You gents have convinced me to click around a bit more. I have my research cut out for me this evening.

Where!? Are you peeping on folks?

I once rented a whole reflector telescope.

Well, yeah, if you’re lucky enough to find an old magazine in the woods, but that doesn’t count, because it’s not usually free otherwise.

Literally on Google Maps right now. It’s called Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo.

wat thang do it do, doe?