“Touching grass “ sounds like a Sexual Innuendo. Maybe it’s just me. Didn’t mean anything by it just thought it was funny :( Womp womp

A little TMI but glad you are enjoying hiking!

Threesome. Maybe it’s not all it’s hyped up to be but wouldn’t mind finding out

Or a therapist

If you’re using Lemmy on iPhone, Memmy (application) provides this feature. It works pretty well

A service that I have to pay for AND it harvests and sells my personal data? SIGN ME UP!

I also love being there for my girlfriend to tie her shoe laces!

While it is the same at the core (both using webkit) I still recommend FF over safari. FF is better at blocking tracking all around and has better privacy features such as force https.

After searching for the setting for a good 10 minutes trying to convince myself I didn’t imagine it being there, it seems it was removed in iOS 14… sorry for the outdated suggestion

Opt out of personalised advertising, reset your advertising ID frequently, use websites were possible in place of apps and any apps you do have review permissions regularly, go through your apps and turn off “learn from this app”, enable location services icon to see when apps are using your location, either use extensions to enhance your browsing experience that block ads and tracking or use a private browser such as Firefox (I don’t suggest using brave but others may vouch for it), set up a VPN for cases where you may need to use someone’s else network (protonVPN has a free tier but also offers premium options, rename your device to something generic such as “Bluetooth device”, by default your iPhone will probably be called YOURNAME’s iPhone as silly as this one sounds it’s worth changing as you aren’t advertising your first name over Bluetooth.

Hope this helps.

And boobs. Can’t forget about boobs

I’ve seen a lot of trump mugshots but this is the only one I like