Heydo

Oh…

Well you’re fucked then

What applications do you have that IT controls the password requirements for?

IT controls your AD credential requirements in most cases and that’s pretty much it. It sounds like your employer needs to implement an SSO solution.

Sounds like they need belts…

Information security professionals hate this one trick…

Wife taught our dog to crawl.

She was trying to teach the dog to lay down and stay while she backed away with the treat. Our dog figured that if she kept her belly on the floor and crawled over to the treat it should be fine…

So my wife said “Good crawl!”, and kept working on it with the dog. Now the dog crawls on command.

For me it’s:

Step 1: Google

Step 2: Open stackoverflow link

Step 3: Read a bunch of people yelling at OP about why their question/issue is dumb and that they need to Google more.

Step 4: Find what might possibly be an answer to the question but it is written in a way that leaves out half the knowledge I would need to correctly interpret the answer because this person just assumes I know everything there is to know about programming already. Meaning I would never have need to ask the question in the first place, duh.

Step 5: Leave computer in disgust and maybe try rubbing two sticks together to make a fire that I can use to burn everything down…

Shoot your shot I guess

“What hairstyle would you like?”

Bucket.

4 5 therefore 9

9 and 9 therefore 18

18 and 18 therefore 36

4 5 therefore 9

You and me both, but some people have no soul.

You mean the “pay me tons of money to do all the crappy things and then be run out of the job while counting my stacks” type of job?

A really big ramp

Psychotic masochist?

Look up a cuica drum