I request a proof.

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The C standard library function int rand(void) returns a pseudo random integer between 0 and RAND_MAX (which should be at least 2^15, depending on the actual implementation).

Depending on the distribution of the pseudo random numbers, it will be true for over > 99% of its applications.

Source: trust me bro, and C++ reference

Furthermore, there is no integer between 0 and 1, but I guess you mean a real number between 0 and 1.

Ok may bad, it’s the client I am using, it works on other Apps.

Although the best-before date had already passed, the chewing gum was still good.

There is one / to much, well it isn’t but the URL formatting isn’t working for me. 🥲

Keep looking, there is no oil on the legs.

I seems that I have triggered something, but keep that going, it’s quality content generation. 😬

lol

Actually yes my butt hurts, it have been 4 times pooping today, wiping 🧻 is my major concern now (it is currently the 5th time).

Thx mate, but this is a meme, my actual CV is perfect! 🤡

Nice! Some love for you: ❤️

Use the cross posting feature! Push App developers to support it. 😁

It is time for Signal.

Esteemed Jeena,

I humbly beseech your indulgence and extend my sincerest apologies for the inconvenience caused by the recurrent cross-posting of content on the esteemed platforms of [email protected] and [email protected]. I am acutely aware of the vexation such redundancy may cause, and it is with the utmost regret that I admit my failure to employ the built-in cross-posting functionality within the esteemed realm of lemmy, which would ensure the display of said content in your esteemed list but once.

Pray, permit me to express my profound remorse for any distress or disarray this predicament may have occasioned. I implore your benevolence in granting me the opportunity to rectify my missteps and adhere to your esteemed request for the exclusive manifestation of content on a singular occasion within your discerning domain.

Verily, should you deem it necessary to withdraw your subscription from either platform owing to this grievance, I shall ruefully accept your decision whilst bearing the burden of my own negligence. Nevertheless, I earnestly beseech your forbearance and entreat that you afford me the opportunity to make amends, so as to retain your valued patronage.

Please accept, dear Sir/Madam, the most sincere apologies of this humble servant and trust in my unwavering commitment to rectify this issue posthaste. Your considerate understanding and magnanimity in this matter would be esteemed beyond measure.

Yours apologetically and with deepest contrition,

Gollum