The patriot in me smiles every time I microwave the water. Yankee Doodle, motherfuckers.

This was known.

Pretty much all candy was designed to shut kids up.

You can’t really talk and chew caramel.

In my thesis, I will…

King crab is technically imitation crab meat.

Pretty sure I have actual trauma from that game because I tried to play the bunker and had to quit 5 minutes in.

Never even saw the monster.

You absolutely do.

The “I like this” and the “I’m a dipshit” buttons.

Even if I’d technically agree with the downvote, if you do it I lose respect for you. No one deserves that instant fast food validation that they’re better than someone. You’re not.

Edit: this is an interesting post to downvote. You’re just agreeing with me.

They had a choice: stop being stupid, or keep being stupid, but also be an insecure bitch about it.

The second one is easier.

Yeah but Facebook was invented when I was a teen and I knew pretty quickly that shit was evil.

Vampire The Masquerade.

Hands down best depiction of vampires, and what unlife is like for a vampire.

I mean the UI of every 3d software is crap until you get used to it.

Blender relies on keyboard shortcuts, so follow some tutorials to learn what the shortcuts are. It’s not intuitive at all but it does become efficient once you learn them.

Neuralink.

If you’re not paying attention, you hear the “I’m watching you” part, which is creepy as fuck.

I have no idea how anyone who’s even vaguely tuned into that song thinks it’s romantic.

These days damn near anything that costs more than 30. Because the extra money isn’t enough, they want to sell you $5000 in hats, too.

Twitch ad block isn’t perfect but instead of getting an ad I get the purple “ad broken” screen for a minute so it’s better than nothing I guess.

It’s not a paradox if you see it as a social contract where every side is equally bound and protected by. Failure to abide by this means you are not protected.

The sexualization is to a point where I genuinely think lower of someone if I find out they like anime. Barely closeted pedos, the lot of them.

I’m somewhat critical of wicca and I don’t even know what the fuck they’re talking about.