Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

… HONK!

Edi: Blah, replied to wrong comment.

Good news! There’s a new technology called an ‘e-bike’, which makes this problem (and wind, and sweat, and physical condition) completely irrelevant.

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?

Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.

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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?