Ergifruit [he/they]

true, but did you have to write in cum?

plus imagining thinking that, as a white person, you have the ability to decide who gets to celebrate what, while speaking over Asian people. like that was a bigotry 360°; you went right around to being racist again lmao

1. If they make a size big enough for my fat ass, maybe
2. Does it have pockets for my weed?

ooh, i loved that episode of Stargate!

a goddamn masterpiece.

if you live in the US and are on Medicaid, you might be able to get a box of dental supplies for free. i have UniCare and they sent me an electric toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss. i’m sure other Medicaid/Medicare insurance companies offer similar, so make sure to check their websites.

my shampoo bottle is at least 1:1 water and shampoo at this point 🥴

“Mom would be sad” BRUH 💀💀💀

holy shit, i am way too high for this

NewPipe is the MVP. my partner played a link on regular YT the other day and there were five ads for a ~20 minute video. absolutely disgusting.

clove oil, babes. you can buy cloves and coconut oil at the dollar store. dump em both into a pot, simmer on low for a few hours. strain and pop into a container. it’ll solidify, so you can just swipe a chunk and tip it across your gums and into any applicable holes. not as good as the distilled stuff, but it’s kinda hard to make that yourself without the proper equipment.

weird, that doesn’t look like bottom-shelf vodka…

you just know their food slaps

unironically thought about getting a SpongeBob TV like this to replace my busted one. it was $20 new, but i didn’t have enough room to set it up. those things have a really thick back.

that’s how you catch stoners, not aliens

if you’re good at a service, always get paid for it 🤷🏼

thank u based Aku Aku

still not as bad as any Frank Miller run

“Something wrong? Must’ve been night shift!” i had to quit working for medical reasons, but i was so thrilled that my leaving fucked them in every sense of the word, because i picked up all the jobs and extra shifts no one else wanted. true satisfaction.

wow, sounds uncannily like my ex. does he also believe in mowing down protesters?