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6 months ago
You receive: food, housing, affection, impunity around the house
We receive: right to play with you and cuddle when you’re up for it
Idk what “Family Eunuch” means, and there’s some fine print that I can’t quite make out, but this job posting is too good to pass up
His superpower is money and he’s using it to cosplay when he could be improving peoples lives tangibly, especially if he has control over Wayne Enterprises