Can we normalize not calling them hallucinations? They’re not hallucinations. They are fabrications; lies. We should not be romanticizing a robot lying to us.

Because it’s never about the kids.

Are you using a vpn? I had to turn mine off.

Here’s a copy of the email I received the other day:

If you owned or purchased a Siri-enabled device and experienced an unintended Siri activation during a confidential or private communication between September 17, 2014, and December 31, 2024, you should read this Notice as it may impact your legal rights

Name: …

Claimant Identification Code: …

Confirmation Code: …

A settlement has been reached with Apple Inc. (“Apple”) in a class action lawsuit brought on behalf of current or former owners or purchasers of a Siri-enabled iPhone, iPad, Apple Watch, MacBook, iMac, HomePod, iPod touch, or Apple TV (“Siri Device/Devices”) whose confidential or private communications were allegedly obtained by Apple and/or shared with third parties as a result of an unintended Siri activation. Apple denies all of the allegations made in the lawsuit and denies that Apple did anything improper or unlawful. The proposed Settlement is not an admission of guilt or wrongdoing of any kind by Apple. The United States District Court for the Northern District of California approved this notice.

Why am I receiving this notice?

Apple’s records indicate that you may be a member of the Settlement Class and may be entitled to receive a payment. You are a member of the Settlement Class if you are a current or former owner or purchaser of a Siri Device, you reside in the United States or its territories, and your confidential or private communications were obtained by Apple and/or were shared with third parties as a result of an unintended Siri activation between September 17, 2014 to December 31, 2024. Under the terms of the Settlement, you are eligible to submit a Claim Form to receive a payment if the Court approves the Settlement and it becomes final.

What does the Settlement provide?

Apple has agreed to pay $95 million into a settlement fund. After deducting Court-approved attorneys’ fees and expenses, Service Awards, and the costs of notice and settlement administration (including any taxes), payments will be made from the Net Settlement Amount to Settlement Class Members who submit a valid and timely Claim Form. For more information about how distributions will be made to Settlement Class Members, please visit www.LopezVoiceAssistantSettlement.com.

What are the expected payments?

Settlement Class Members may submit claims for up to five Siri Devices on which they claim to have experienced an unintended Siri activation during a conversation intended to be confidential or private. Settlement Class Members who submit valid claims shall receive a pro rata portion of the Net Settlement Amount for a Class Payment up to a cap of $20 per Siri Device. The amount available to Settlement Class Members will increase or decrease pro rata depending on the total number of valid claims submitted, and Siri Devices claimed. The final amount will not be known until all claims are evaluated. The plan of allocation is described in detail in the Settlement Agreement available at www.LopezVoiceAssistantSettlement.com. Depending on the total number of valid claims, this Plan of Allocation is subject to modification by agreement of the Parties without further notice to members of the Settlement Class, provided any such modification is approved by the Court.

How do I file a claim?

In order to receive a payment, you must complete and submit a valid Claim Form by July 2, 2025. You may submit claims for up to five Siri Devices. Claims may be submitted online at www.LopezVoiceAssistantSettlement.com or mailed to the address on the form. If you submit a Claim Form by mail, it must be post-marked by July 2, 2025. The Claim Form requires that you confirm or update your current contact information and confirm the following under oath: from September 17, 2014 to December 31, 2024, (i) you purchased or owned a Siri Device in the United States or its territories and enabled Siri on that device, (ii) you experienced an unintended Siri activation, and (iii) the unintended Siri activation you experienced occurred during a conversation intended to be confidential or private.

You can access the Claim Form on www.LopezVoiceAssistantSettlement.com. If you received an email or postcard with a Claimant Identification Code and Confirmation Code notifying you about the Settlement, use these codes when making a claim. If you did not receive an email or postcard about the Settlement and don’t have a Claimant Identification Code and Confirmation Code, but believe you are a member of the Settlement Class, you may still make a claim by going to www.LopezVoiceAssistantSettlement.com and following the instructions on how to submit a Claim Form. You may elect to receive payment by physical check, electronic check, or Automated Clearing House (“ACH,” a/k/a direct deposit). If you do not complete and submit a valid Claim Form, you will not receive a payment.

For more information and to review the full notice, please visit www.LopezVoiceAssistantSettlement.com.

What are my other options?

You can do nothing, exclude yourself or object. If you do nothing, your rights will be affected and you won’t get a payment. If you don’t want to be legally bound by the Settlement Agreement, you must exclude yourself from it by July 2, 2025. Unless you exclude yourself, you will not be able to sue or continue to sue Apple for any claim arising out of or related to the claims in this case. If you stay in the Settlement (i.e., do not exclude yourself), you may object to it or ask for permission for you or your own lawyer to appear and speak at the Final Approval Hearing – at your own cost – but you do not have to do so.

A copy of Plaintiffs’ Counsel’s Motion for Attorneys’ Fees and Expenses and for Service Awards will be available at www.LopezVoiceAssistantSettlement.com by May 28, 2025. You can object to the requested award of attorneys’ fees and expenses to Plaintiffs’ Counsel or Service Awards to the Class Representatives.

Objections to the Settlement, attorneys’ fees, and/or Service Awards and requests to appear are due by July 2, 2025. The Final Approval Hearing will be held on August 1, 2025, at 9:00 a.m., at the United States District Court for the Northern District of California, Oakland Courthouse, 1301 Clay Street, Courtroom 5 – 2nd Floor, Oakland, CA 94612.

More information about your options is in the detailed notice available at www.LopezVoiceAssistantSettlement.com, or you may contact the Settlement Administrator with any questions:

Lopez Voice Assistant Settlement Administrator

P.O. Box 6609

614 Cranbury Rd

East Brunswick, NJ 08816

1-888-981-4106

[email protected]

You may also access the docket in this case through the Court’s Public Access to Court Electronic Records (PACER) system at https://ecf.cand.uscourts.gov/, or by visiting the office of the Clerk of the Court for the United States District Court for the Northern District of California at any of the Court’s locations between 9:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m., Monday through Friday, excluding Court holidays.

PLEASE DO NOT CALL THE COURT OR THE COURT CLERK’S OFFICE TO INQUIRE ABOUT THIS SETTLEMENT

BY ORDER OF THE U.S. DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA.

That’s fair. Going forward I will be more mindful of the rules. Thank you for not removing my post.

There’s an idea I didn’t think of; thanks!

Be it WiFi or atomic, being able to automatically adjust the time (daylight savings) is more than “purely decorative”; at least to me. Until the PtB come to their senses and abolish DST, it’d be one less clock I’d have to adjust twice a year.

As for the rest of it, thank you. I mean that. I love knowing how things work and how they came to be.

I’m genuinely surprised that corporations haven’t started sponsoring defendants through watermarking their company logos on legal briefings.

For me “it’s complicated”. I live with passive suicidal ideation on a daily basis. Some days are better than others, but generally speaking I don’t want to actually kill myself. However, the idea of being dead does not bother me as it ought other people.

That being said, I do stick around especially for my two sons. I could not bring myself to not be a part of their lives; especially right now as they are 12 and 10. I don’t want to rob them of their father, and I do want to see them through to when they have a life of their own and have their own family (whatever that may look like for them).

As for meaning in life: ultimately everything we do is only for the living. When I die, my life only matters to the people whom I was closest (my kids). Beyond that, who cares right? I have no delusions that I’ll be remembered by anyone else.

But I do have other things I’d like to achieve: find another love of my life, travel the world more, complete as much of my bucket list as possible (e.g. skydiving, bungee jumping, scuba diving, etc).

I’ve always been a “late bloomer”, and if there’s one thing I learned along the way is that there is no specific timetable for living life. It’s your life, and you do things how you want; fuck those Jones’.

Also, congrats! Being a dad has got to be the best thing ever (albeit frustrating at times 😂). You’re gonna love it!! Get yourself a copy of The Happiest Baby on the Block, and start practicing your swaddling. It’ll save both your sanity later.

Boil tea and using that to cook the noodles. Poach one or two eggs with the noodles. Salt and pepper to taste.

I did try that last year, but it didn’t help. I even went so far as getting CBD dog treats, but after the first one it was fairly useless.

I’d go so far as to say she is very stubborn. 🤣

If someone was actively breaking into my house and you offered me a cookie, I’d probably refuse the cookie.

I have to admit that this caught me off caused and I LOL’d a lot. But you’re absolutely spot on.

Shelf stable treats are the challenge. She loves that Kraft knock-off cheese, but that won’t work long-term.

And for the rest of the advice, thank you!

PS. I love your username. 😁

Thank you! I’m guilty of attempting to console her when she’s upset. I will try your suggestions out. And yes, she is totally worth it. ❤️

Thanks! What kind of trust exercises would you recommend that have worked for you?

Got a non YouTube version?

micropenis

Redundant much? _😉

Why not?! We’ve already decided corporations are people, and people are not people; this is just par for the fucking course.

Goddamnit.

I found a gym-quality elliptical on Craigslist a couple of years back, and if I walk/run at a pace between 50-60 rpm’s, I can walk about 2.5 miles in 30 minutes.