My first thought was also BonesOfTheMoon

How about cactus juice?

Dude, that sucks. I can picture the walk of shame. They really shouldn’t do shit like that.

Uncrustables fuck, bro. They’re fantastic. Try the hazelnut spread ones, too.

Same for me. It used to be the case that a block of cheese was cheaper than sliced or grated, but at some point in the last 10 years it’s evened out. That’s the case for every store I shop at.

Yeah, dude. “Simp” is a pretty common word on the internet which just means rooting for something that doesn’t necessarily need rooting for.

Okay boomer

A lot of the time I can’t wait to finish my cereal so I drink all the milk like halfway through. I love milk

Hulk can survive being in a vacuum, no problem

Bane is nowhere near as strong as Doomsday, Darkseid, or the Hulk, but I get what you’re saying

Absolutely. They should just apply around. An MBA would help, but they wouldn’t even need one to land a decent gig at most places.

Something is just fucking wrong with the Mega Man collections. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but they just don’t feel right.

I haven’t seen anyone say The Boondocks yet. That show has a banger of an intro.

I have to skip the intro for B99 sometimes cause it’s crazy loud.

Wrong. Meelo is awesome.

Zombie movie makers are always looking for a fresh new angle. I think you just found one.

Hey it’s not exactly what you asked for, but at Carl’s Jr. there’s a whole ass list of cool substitutions you can make for free. You can order “whole leaf” lettuce instead of shredded. If you ask for a “large bun” on one of the smaller sandwiches and they’ll give you one that’s usually used for one of the big burgers.

Got any examples for us?

No, certainly not most. Some, for sure, but tons of albums are uploaded by some random dude.

Everyone is being very serious.

When I got my first smartphone, circa 2009, I left it on the toilet paper holder in the employee bathroom at my work. I didn’t realize I had lost it until I went to clock out and my boss handed it to me and laughed at me for taking a shit on the clock.

The worst part is, I didn’t even use the toilet; I went in there to adjust my pants and redo my belt, and I took my phone and my wallet out of my pockets and set them down on the nearest surface.

I’ll never forget my boss’s face when he called me out. He was a nice guy, but it was super embarrassing.