Dev: “Boss, we need additional storage on the database cluster to handle the latest clients we signed up.”

Boss: “First see if AI can do it.”

Grok has said disparaging things about Elon Musk so I’m assuming it’s going to be disappeared to El Salvador soon.

GitHub Copilot about to be clocking some overtime on COBOL conversions.

Buddy’s probably running code he got from GitHub Copilot that is used to do a visualization of a bubble sort for learning purposes.

What is this, a table for ants? Because that’s the average number of ants in an ant colony and it’s nowhere near an impressive amount of rows to be doing any sort of processing on. It wouldn’t be an impressive amount of rows if your rig was an i386DX-33 running off a 5” floppy.

They don’t even need that anymore either, ‘cause they can just use the chips and magnetofluids they’ve injected into everyone via vaccines. So outdated.

How would trickle down work with gold? I’m picturing some kind of golden shower?

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

The code directly below:

function getPathToUploadDirectory() {
  return config.tmp_path
}

See Zed ‘Em?

The “stormy shits” in parts of Atlantic Canada.

He’d get along well with Terrance Howard.

Ligature, not lineature.

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

Just for the sake of comparison, Alphabet had $308 billion in revenue and $74 billion in profit in 2023 if I’m reading the numbers correctly. But they need cheaper labour.

The USA doesn’t do what the USA does for the USA, the USA does what the USA does because the USA is the USA.

Who’s ready to fly on a zipline?

Next you’ll be telling me that the stream rewinder I bought is a scam.

I wouldn’t say quite the same root cause — the xz back door was clearly intentional, but I don’t recall the Heartbleed bug having been intentional, and developer responsible has denied allegations to that effect. There can be no doubt in the xz case of malicious intent.