Dante’s Inferno: Beatrice A XXX Parody

Retirement. Queued up for 32 years and still unable to get to it.

What about the salmon and the halibut? :-D

Question: if I have an bitlocker encrypted SSD in a modern computer with embedded TPM, can I move this SSD to an old computer with external TPM to sniff the cod this way? Be gentle. I am dumb. Thanks.

Portable BBQ. Burn your damn charcoal in your PC and smell the paint fume. Sounds like BBQ before ER.

You spelt TV wrong.

You had a Samsung which runs Tizen? No wonder it sucks.

Are u typing this comment in your Firefox browser running in Arch? If not, you should…

I believe this. ☝️

As the chairman, I approve. Not that I would install it, but I approve.

There’s no S in IOT!!!

Wait… oh … 😲

Sing “The Wheels On The Bus”!

This is a really good list.

AV truck ban. I know faketaxi, did not know there’s faketruck.

Nah. The employee is probably not even an employee. Outsourced worker manning the helpdesk, based in Bangalore, perhaps. Haha.

This guy Lemmies…