Pretty leftist my dude. Embrace it

yes but my carbrain

I’m constantly telling my wife that I feel like I’ve been in emergency red alert mode for the past year and a half and the idea of another child just frightens me. You want to do this shit again? This has been the worst experience of my life. She keeps saying the next one won’t be special needs but I’m good, no more kids for me, divorce me and marry someone else if you need to do that.

omg imba. Now that is a word that ages you very very well considering you’re gen x

I’m pretty sure most cops lean right soooo

I don’t get to leave and not work for the rest of my life.

not with that attitude

It has the bonus effect of confusing my wife every time she tries to use my phone so that’s pretty kickass.