This is 100% right. Shocked you aren’t being down voted into oblivion for not jumping on the anti Apple circle jerk.

“the more cynical” is a really positive spin on conspiracy theory nut jobs.

Apple only throttled CPU speeds on batteries that were below a certain threshold to avoid them crashing when they couldn’t provide the necessary power from the battery. Replace the battery, which Apple would do for effectively cost, and the CPU throttle goes away.

This was a measure to make phones keep working longer instead of forcing folks to buy a new one. Quite the opposite of the claims here.

Samsung throttled their phones from the start, for the same reason, but would increase CPU speeds to cheat at benchmark tests and lie about the capabilities of their phones. Where are the lame memes regarding them?

Here is a link to back my claims, because I don’t just spout nonsense.

https://www.theregister.com/2013/07/31/samsung_found_cheating_in_benchmark_tests/

Admitted to intentionally causing batteries to drain faster?

I’m sure you have a link to an official Apple statement that proves the claim.

It’s reported that people believe Apple did things, never with any actual, you know, proof.

The biggest problems either performance with old phones is that folks don’t understand how batteries degrade over time and attribute that to some sort of malice from companies like Apple.

I’m all for complaining about the dangers of unfettered capitalism, but stupid Apple conspiracy theories make yall look silly.

Is this ironically funny?

Like… it’s funny people are stupid enough to believe this nonsense.

It’s a direct example of distracting people from the actual consequential actions.

It’s like yall forgot the first Trump presidency. People were protesting and getting angry early on. Then they burnt out.

They didn’t have energy to fight when important things happened.

Be angry. Sure. But be smart about what you’re angry about.

This is something dumb.

I honestly don’t give a shit, and wish less attention was given to inconsequential nonsense like this.

Trump and co are doing things far more destructive than this.

You can’t die on literally every hill. Save your energy and fight the important fights.

Im shocked that the two biggest CFB communities have fewer than 1000 members.

Pro: there is a Lemmy app (Voyager) based on the amazing Apollo for Reddit app.

Cons: Like 5 people total were chatting about the Super Bowl in the most populous NFL community.

There don’t seem to be parallels to most of the communities I belonged to on Reddit.

Still going to give it a try, but my excitement waned pretty quickly.