No offence, but this is useless advice and exactly the reason why I wanted official data. “Usually”s and “Shoulds” don’t help. Especially for a completely different graphics card.

I would’ve liked some sort of official source, since other sites may have errors. (Of course the Nvidia page could contain errors, too, but I assumed they’d be more scrutinized than page number 328 which scrapes these details.)

When people get promoted to senior dev, they have lost all will to live. Their code reflects that.

It works well enough to keep the boss man off my back. I’ll go home now.

Only git wasn’t done in 10 days. It was very quickly able to track its own development, but it still took Linus half a year of thinking to be able to make git.

(No, sorry, I can’t find the interview that would validate that claim.)

After all, most delays can directly be traced to the QA department. Wise business decision!

• A bug in the code controlling the Therac-25 radiation therapy machine was directly responsible for at least five patient deaths in the 1980s when it administered excessive quantities of beta radiation.
• Radiation therapy planning software RTP/2 created by Multidata Systems International could incorrectly double the dosage of radiation depending on how the technician entered data into the machine. At least eight patients died, while another 20 received overdoses likely to cause significant health problems (November 2000).
• A Medtronic heart device was found vulnerable to remote attacks (2008-03).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_software_bugs#Tracking_years

Thankfully, my name is rarely attached to the quotes. I just build them, but it’s the sales rep name that goes on it.

Don’t trust what you see. In my company, every change ever made on any business entity gets logged with date and author name.

Great attention to detail!

Protip: Add a minor inconvenience to every line, like a trailing space or slightly misaligned indentation. That way the next guy who opens the file will automatically correct it, taking the git blame.

Those corporations, they torture sentient and intelligent beings for money. If it was children, what would you do?

You talk as if we didn’t force them to sew our clothes and mine our gold and farm our crops.

porn family plan

not to be confused with the family porn plan.

I was afraid you’d say that. That’s stupid.

Do they give a reason for why that’s ‘necessary’?

(Also it should be const userToName = (user) => user.name;)

Thanks for doing what I was too lazy to do.

I refuse to enter any club that would accept me as a member.

even property/field access is extracted out to a function

Java, the most functional programming language there is.

Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.

Correct answer: Lay off everyone. The new project will be coded solely by AI. 💯 hired.

I guess it’s easier and safer to make a string replace for each function name beforehand than hoping the compression algorithm will figure that out.

Also, as SpaceCowboy points out, comments are completely useless for the final web page. There’s no need to even compress them.

https://www.loggly.com/blog/http-status-code-diagram/

Why not POST /to/the/api?withCorrectErrorCodes?