Star Trek
… if you bought your Star Trek from a version of Wish that was also bought from Wish. Knock-offs all the way down.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
Star Trek
… if you bought your Star Trek from a version of Wish that was also bought from Wish. Knock-offs all the way down.
I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.
Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.
When I’m dragged across an array of sharp raised metal bumps on a plane until there’s a pile of me in strips and chunks on the plate below.
No, wait, that’s the grate-ist feeling, sorry.
Take them anyway, I really don’t want to be stuck with a bunch of rapture reject crybabies. Burn me in hell forever, see if I give a shit, but don’t make me listen to them whine about it.
If I were in their position (and an {even bigger} asshole but that’s implied), my plan would involve claiming partial credit for defeating [Losing_Candidate]. When the new POTUS does things I don’t like, I can also get all sanctimonious and preachy about not having voted for them so my hands are clean. Best of both worlds.
Strong entry for an Ig Nobel Prize if nothing else.
Have you asked these colleagues what they’re hoping to gain from those certs to see why they think they’re worthwhile? Might just be people looking for a little variety in the work day if it’s something they can do on company time.
What did the farmer say when he found three deep holes in his field?
Well, well, well, look what we have here.
What a coincidence, that’s what I call all the months.
Sometimes I’m a shitizen of the world.
Turns out this was all due to a clerical error in the contract back when the system was built: instead of UN Secure Information Access, they got Unsecure Information Access.
And almost a full set of teeth between them.
I’m not entirely convinced that we need one Dakota, let alone two.
But if I probe a deer, they say I’m a deviant and put me on a list. Bullshit double standard.
That’s why instead of drinking milk through my mouth, I ingest it aurally.
Yes, it is the happiest Russian childhood in history.
I see what you’re saying, Star Trek just has too many redeeming qualities that could have made Scientology cool if they’d become StarTrekology instead.