When it works I’ll use piped and shit, but half the time it doesn’t work lmao

Hence why the meme says bi and not pan

The dumb part isn’t the joke. The dumb part is the person saying “thanks dad” is called “Dad” in the phone.

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

How else are they going to protect themselves?

Actually some do say are. My dad’s rear view mirror says are.

Linux updates: here’s the whole new desktop, GUI, appstore, start menu analog, and you can now summon a demon to do your bidding (no gui yet, you have to use the terminal until next update)

This made me think of two things: a parody version of the song that is about vampires, and that making the entirety of Africa into Rain World for vampires

But why is it always nazis? Nobody jokingly organizes a movement to eat the landlords that actually causes some landlords to get eaten, but the same cannot be said about “jokingly” organizing a hate mob that actually hurts people.

Have you seen what geniuses do when they not doing shit like discovering AC electricity? In that case, he dated a pigeon. There is not even a fine line between crazy and genius, it’s merely that genius is just another flavor of crazy.

Well at least happy bir… oh it’s not? Then it must be your friend’s… oh…

Yeah, I mean ok sure if that’s what you want me to do I guess…

So we’ve confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?

If that’s true, what’s to stop someone else from just compressing it themself and opening the same attack vector?