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I’ve never heard of this. I watched a bunch of you’re videos on it. It. Is. Awesome.

You know what’s up

Shit. That’s a big oops. Been a very long day.

Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.

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My man!

Years ago I was working in a sales / support call center. One day in between calls someone posed the question of if you had to sleep with someone of the same sex who would it be. Obvuois answers were things like George Clooney Brad Pitt etc. one of our team was extremely introverted so it was normal for him not to participate.

3 weeks later he pipes up, “I’ve given this a lot of thought and If I had to sleep with a man it would be Jesus Christ” 3 weeks later. Blows my mind he was in deep contemplation for so long. I still am taken a bit back.

The reason? “Jesus seems like he’d be a considerate lover with strong hands.” Beautiful.

We are witnessing a hate crime.

We don’t speak of the war.

I appreciate this. Can I have a listen? I also make music… Sometimes.

Welp time to watch The Never Ending Story. Falcor 🫀

I like you.

Won two three MUAHMAHHAHA. You know what I miss? Youreakas Castle my Jam.

Real world Weasleys live here. Ron works at the local Home Depot. Got a steal on them windows.

Same

Third

Lived in a home for just under 4 years. Moved out of state. Several months later I get a vicious call demanding 2700 dollars usd for damaged carpet and a “smell”. I was young and dumb at the time and didn’t think I had any recourse. Being thousands of miles away and the threat of legal crap at a young age is daughting. Fuck landlords. We are very clean people.

Your Safeway getting remodeled too? Why the F are the lunch meats crammed next to the lotions behind freezer doors that prevent people from passing if they’re open.

Puts on my robe and wizard’s hat.