I prefer eleventyleven

I didn’t know that was a thing, and now I want to unknow it

лишишь

Oh, so you mean the whole of the contemporary field of linguistics?

However, real grammar and prescribed textbook grammar are two different things.

Last March (of the Ents)

Waters tastes gross

For the record, I’m a committed hydro-homie and do not endorse this message.

The answer is of course that neither is better really. As a Brit, there are plenty of British and American accents that I find annoying or unpleasant to listen to, but that’s all subjective. Just go with whatever you want, and remember that any native speaker’s accent is valid.

It’s the toast that makes you happy

Tja

It’s a trick question, pirates can’t read

But you might load it down with treasure

…okay, you’re technically correct, but they want to so they’re gonna do that anyways

I was shocked until I read the username

I’m gonna have to go for Linux once my current laptop dies. Now way I’m putting up with Windows 11.

The worst thing about it is it stopping you from sleeping