“It’s the equivalent of the congressional Medal of Honor, but civilian version. It’s actually much better because everyone (who) gets the congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers. They’re either in very bad shape because they’ve been hit so many times by bullets, or they’re dead,” Trump concluded.
You’re just making it worse.
I would have sex with this bumper sticker.
Conair was always my favorite
Banner? Why? What’d she do?
It’s not unless. It’s until, which has more implications.
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A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hanging from a pigeon wing
That’s the joke :)
Independence Day
Starts building time machine
Unfortunately everyone is obsessed with anal 50 years from now so it doesn’t go your way.
There weren’t enough tik toks in the article
So? For 40 years X has been what you click on when you DON’T want to see something. Why would anyone go there?
Usually the sales associate will observe their behavior and ask if there is anything they can help them with and the browser will respond, “No, I’m just browsing”.
Put a quarter in the swear jar.
This joke plays on a pun between “pain” (pronounced like “pan” in French) which means bread in French, and “pain”, which is a negative sensory response to physical trauma. The humor suggests that being around French people eating baguettes makes you feel better because they are “pain killers” in a literal sense, providing comfort and enjoyment through the shared experience of eating bread.
You idiot, that’s not Star Trek. That is a very popular talent show with Ed McMahon from the 80’s called ‘Star Search’. I’d recognize that catwalk stage anywhere. Here is L. Skywalker’s first performance: https://youtu.be/T98JbbpINm4?feature=shared
The person for whom the word prugly was created.