https://www.sportismygame.app/ Helped me get of my fat ass and move every once in a while

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Yeah, she married me for whatever reason

Was laying naked on my bed next to my girlfriend I thought it would be funny to rip one out Instead i projektile shot a little poopy meteor wich then landed on my buttcheek We had a mirror on the floor next to the bed, i watched it happen And i watched her face changing from annoyed but funny to utterly disgusted