The one that’s even worse is “God never gives you more than you can handle.” Tell that to a bajillion dead people.

Seeing my honey tomorrow.

My son loves Behind the Bastards!

I started writing all of my todo items on my Friday calendar. If i put them on Monday, Tuesday, etc., they just get left in the dust at the end of the day. Now i know to check Friday whenever i have spare time. Whatever doesn’t get done gets moved to next Friday.

We keep her on a window sill behind a curtain so she’s not very good -we have to yell at her to manage the lights, tv, etc. Think I’ll start asking everyday, “is Trump dead yet?” I a regular voice and see if the fbi shows up.

Oh wait, they mostly got fired, right?

There are so many useless bots out there. An archive bot would be great!

We had that for awhile then they stopped. Sprouts still charges.

Jerboa. Tried several and liked it best.

I think the bag fee is stupid. Give them the bag to be done with it, tell your boss you were avoiding a confrontation, be glad your interaction with them was only a few seconds.

I’m old. I’m not sure what part of lemmy is hard. It’s just sign up, click a few things, download an app if you want. I don’t even have to remember a password. You don’t have to know how to build a car in order to drive.

Yes, noticed the influx of youngsters recently in the daily posts of ‘how come my boyfriend won’t talk to me’, ‘why are the girls at school so jealous of me’, etc. Also, putting 19/f in the post. What’s that about?

Knowing is half the battle.

Oh man…i don’t know… And there’s no one left to ask. That’s sad.

I do know that she caught him in his car with another woman once when they were dating and she took off her heel and used it to break out his lights. He was a fun guy but not a great husband. She was kind of a badass.

I had a school kid who only knew how to get home by following the bus route. Maybe it’s like that.

I do physical therapy with school kids with disabilities. Almost $60k but only paid for 190 work days. People think we get paid for all those holidays and breaks, but we don’t - only paid for the days that we work plus five sick and vacation days. My husband makes a few times what I make as an engineer and my kids are grown (but not entirely off the payroll), so I feel pretty lucky to have the life that we do.

Are you sure it’s a bedbug? Can you find a way to elevate your bed off the floor. They sell bed bug traps that are little cups that sit under your bed feet. You can try diatomaceous earth. Keep pushing for the landlord or the other roommates to get it treated.

I was an adult when I learned that some people say flick instead of flip.

I don’t think you should be teeting at work.

I don’t like leftovers. I prefer when it gets made into something else.

Roast chicken becomes soup, tacos, or enchiladas.

Grilled steak or chicken gets chopped up and put in the freezer to make quesadillas.

Chili becomes chili dogs or chili con carne on cheese enchiladas.

My mom used to cook a couple pounds of ground beef and then season bits as needed for tacos, sloppy joes, or spaghetti.

The different projects had different funding sources available - each had some combo of credit card, bank transfer, venmo, … I didn’t look through all of them. I’ll see if there’s a way to search.

I answered to the wrong name once and then i got called that name for 2 years - until i changed jobs. Same thing happened with a hug, but that wasn’t identity- i just didn’t stop it on day 1 and then endured it until someone else said something for me.