Our last cyber security expert just kinda sat back and let the director do all the work and blindly accepted every single recommendation of Fortified…even the stuff that contradicted itself.

And the budget…a drawing by a kindergartener

Also 1 overweight guy with a beard that diea at some point and 1 nerdy guy in glasses and a Star wars T-shirt…played by Glen Powell, or Chris Pratt.

Hasn’t touched a computer in several years, yet can immediately hack into one of the most secure systems in the world in 1/60th the time of the best current hackers…

The person in charge trying to coordinate the whole thing, who’s asking for status updates on a daily basis and jumps down your throat if you don’t respond in a timely fashion, takes weeks to respond when asked for critical input. Also…

Leader: The world is going to end in 5 days, we need that product now!!!

Programming team delivers a functional product.

4 days later…

Programming team: did our item save the world

Leader: I haven’t gotten to it yet, I’ll take a look by EoD.

I think a big part of it is we’re on the other side of the peak of all houses going for 100k over asking regardless of condition. A number of houses have that grey vinyl flooring installed in a bunch of rooms that’s as cheap as it is ugly.

This is everywhere. I’ve been looking for houses for 3 months in NW Ohio. 300k is the new 150k, and all the houses are beat to shit on the inside needing 50k just to make them passable inside because nobody takes care of them.

Gertrude…who goes by Gertie

I bought my dad’s 2014 MKZ off him 4 years ago. They stopped producing GPS updates several years before I bought it off him. According to the device, there are times it thinks I’m driving through farmland when I’m at a Target parking lot.

People don’t buy station wagons so they don’t make them.

Hatchbacks are just renamed station wagons. Change my mind.

Kinda like The Attic in Dollhouse

How about making them such a high percentage that it would genuinely impact their bottom line and not a measly amount calculated as “cost of doing business”

Maybe the ball was light blue, I smaller than a baseball maybe standard stressball sized?

I didn’t exact gender the person but did kinda imagine dude-hands because I was looking at my phone with my hands holding it. And I just imagined maybe a wood table, like a dinner table.

We can also thank Tim Berners-Lee for giving us the WWW

I ended up buying a couple testers from Walmart for like $5 and they’ve been super useful! Definitely worth having in every household

I was waiting for that line found commonly on neckbeardy requirements…must be an untouched virgin who is skilled in sexual techniques and can meet my needs and desires at any point in the day

And that’s the same person who makes wild absurd claims but well just go off the rails and tell you to do your own research

I’ve been using librewolf for a several months. Be careful because streaming doesn’t always work on it due to DRM features, and YouTube has been spotty AF. With YouTube it might start the video a couple seconds into it, buffer for no discernable reason, or just skip a few random seconds.

I got one a couple years ago that included an old password I had used to use. It was sent to my work email but because it had that info in it I did legit get scared…until it said it recorded me jerking it over my webcam. I don’t have a webcam.

I found out at least 2 other coworkers got similar emails so me thinks a shitty work vendor got hacked

You should look into PiHole, if you’re half-savvy with computers. They should be able to block all the destinations smart TVs are trying to connect to