I was at my grandma’s funeral. My great uncle who I hadn’t seen in a couple years is wandering around and sees me. His eyes light up with excitement, he looks at me and excitedly asks Stewart? He then looked very sad and let down when I said no.

Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn’t have just said yes. It seemed like it would’ve made him very happy when he was obviously already going through a tough time. To this day we still have no idea who Stewart is

Catcher in the rye

My work cafeteria serves a similar breakfast bowl on Tuesdays. I think I know what I’m having for breakfast tomorrow

Didn’t expect to see that one here, but good choice

Something about Al Capone. Originally I heard we were related, but I don’t think that’s true, but my great grandma did chase him out of her house with her cane at one point.

I’ve heard this line of thinking is how they get you. Example I heard was something like there’s a $10, $20, and $40 toaster at Walmart. The $10 and $20 one are functionally the same, but you don’t know that and don’t want to go with the cheapest one so you pick that.

Don’t know how true it is, but thought it’s interesting and started thinking about it when I’m buying stuff

Now this right here is a great example of how to use larger words to say nothing at all

I have the same phone, but don’t really have any clue what any of this means. If you’re up for it I wouldn’t mind an ELI5 on this so that I have at least an idea of what it means or what to look up. If you’re not up for the ELI5 I still appreciate what you put out there

I like mine

Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.

Just like your toilet