It’s a real thing

If you’ve never worked on a holiday you shouldn’t be allowed to go to stores and restaurants on holidays.

The directors not going to like this

Ps1 Spider-Man having 3 bosses in a row at the end of the game.

It’s always been pay to win. Today it’s micro transactions, yesterday it was books (or 1-900 numbers) with cheat codes, the day before yesterday it was insert coin to continue.

There’s enough commercials for aws (on consumer channels for some reason) for them to know an aws issue is not something you can help with.

The best version https://m.youtube.com/shorts/VKma0zlB5fw

You bought the wrong tv silly head

I read the comments, since lemmy doesn’t have many

Do I still get a pension if I resign

You mean you have to use your hand? That’s like a baby’s toy

The only reason people use teams over slack is that it comes bundled with everything else Microsoft makes, why make a good product when you can leverage your position in the market

Marge famously dyes her hair

People are more motivated to leave reviews when they aren’t happy because that’s how they get even, so the company is trying to convince everyone else to also leave reviews.

Most people assume they are the smartest person in the room and philosophers are well known to think they are smart so no one likes someone thinking they are smarter than you.

A slice of pizza

Red rising

The rest will argue amongst themselves about why gamma always gets the laurel

No you should talk about them.

Anything invented before you turn 15 is just how the world works.

Anything invented between the ages of 15 and 30 is revolutionary and groundbreaking and you should pursue a career in it.

Anything invented after you turn 30 goes against the natural order of things.