Ted Jackson

I came home from school to find my mother weeping after she heard the news.

This is your only realistic option, IMHO.

In many markets your smartphone is your primary, or only, computing device. Many people use their phones as media consumption devices. Those are the two primary drivers of our ever growing handsets.

Wow, thanks for the new rabbit hole! I love how Matt Groening also incorporated elements of the video clip into Futurama’s title sequence.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I collect flashlights and am registered as a flasher…

Many of the ebooks available on Project Gutenberg are a little rough. I recommend Standard eBooks instead.

Obviously people misunderstood. I’m very much pro vaccine - fully vaccinated and triple boosted.

I was making reference to the fact that anti-vaxxers were citing comorbidities in regards to COVID deaths to downplay the numbers while refusing to do so for deaths shortly after vaccination. This was especially galling in light of the fact that the first groups vaccinated were the most vulnerable: the elderly.

The secret ingredient is crime.

Leg disabled?

Something, something, comorbidities…

Sorry, I forgot that only applies to COVID deaths.

If you often post links to music then Songwhip is invaluable. Give it a song and it generates a page with links to many common streaming services.

Here’s an example.

Because they’re OpenAssholes™

Jehova?

I’m new to Lemmy but I believe Boost for Lemmy allows you to filter on keywords.

Welcome to the Pay Per View information economy. Amazon, and others, have been pulling this shit for years.