I will never forgive the Apple rep who came into our retail store and loaded up the store Homepod with A PLAYLIST OF SIXTY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING RENDITIONS OF THAT CUNTING SONG and then locked it out so we couldn’t change it back to normal human music. Said it was his favourite song.
I made a complaint and never saw him again. I’ve never seen an entire store’s staff hate life more.
NOBODY likes Old Mila Kunis.
Just the way grues like it.
It’s the perfect crime, they’ll never suspect it was you!
Uhhhh… Nes, It’s a Yo.
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Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal
Mariah Carey. I work retail. If you know, you know.
Office Space that thing!
It’s true. I was nearly killed by a cow. Turned my car into a convertible and missed my head by millimetres.
Goddamn it gets worse. As soon as I get home from work I’ll give a BleachBit a go. Thanks all!
Man that program has gone down the fucking drain. First bundling in bloatware, now this?
What’s a good alternative?
I’m on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. It’s late afternoon and my brain hurts
“Hey, alien planet we’ve never been on before. Let’s take our helmets off.”
“Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he’s infected.”
“This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left.”
I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.