I think it’s trying to minimize their digital footprint/reduce the amount of LLMs that will ingest their post.

Way ahead of you, Mr. Rossmann.

Yep, I am absolutely crap when it comes to judging the doneness of meat. I’ll often over or under cook without one.

It also It makes things a lot less stressful when I cook. Rather than constantly going to the kitchen and checking if the roast (or whatever) is ready I just have a wireless thermometer I can look at while I play video games, read or something.

I’ve been wondering for a while, has anyone tried make something to confine every app in a virtual machine? Like I after I install some shady fast food app that requires access to my contacts and phone history it “sees” its self in a empty Android install. If the app actually needs data from the real phone you could just mirror that data into the virtual machine.

Can’t wait to hear how the blockchain will factor into this redesign.

It’s a giant ponzi scheme currently propped up Tether printing imaginary money.

Well, for starters the billboard is only about 15’ tall and goes over the road. That’s not normal. Everything has a odd inconsistent blurry look to it and all of the smaller text is distorted and illegible.

Finally, the details on… well everything are wrong. Why does the white truck in the foreground have one giant door with a handle in the middle and a second handle on the truckbed? What is the traffic flow in this image? How many lanes does the road have? Why are all the lamps on the top of the billboard pointed so weirdly? What sort of neighborhood is this in?

I mean the message is good, but the medium is, well slop.

AI slop.

I dunno, never discount a company hiring a slash-and-burn failson to give the stock a temporary boost so the upper management can take the money and run. Are you really sure Bluesky won’t hire some techbro CEO to pump the stock somewhere in the near future?

Well… Bluesky was founded by the same sort of techbro culture that spawned Xitter, but hit hasn’t gone full incel fash fanboy like Xitter. So maybe it’s more “Out of the fire, into the frying pan, then back into the fire” because I’m pretty sure Bluesky will follow Twitters trajectory.

Just use a Markov chain.

I know, I know, he picked up some garbage from a tree one time, so obviously the multi-million dollar drug kingpin is a great guy. I mean… this happens all the time, Trump has only been convicted of one rape out of the 26 accusations, so obviously he’s a great guy too!

Maybe now justice can finally be served and he can find a real hitman to kill his colleagues and rivals!

Don’t forget the… six(?) attempted homicides.

When freaking lawyers are saying “I don’t know if I can ethically support this company” you know you’ve got a problem.

Looks like backing up the post was a good call.

CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced to the world that Meta will “get back to our roots around free expression,”

A bunch of creepy nerds e-stalking college girls and ranking how hot they are without their knowledge or consent? Or is that iteration considered a separate product now?

The Cocoanuts is pretty good though.

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