SharkAttak

If it also traces down the caller and sends a high-voltage jolt up their butt, I’m sold.

Dang they sure love their fries.

Mine was a half-joke, but it’s not the first time chinese hardware was caught sending data around. Now I can’t recommend anything specific since the last time I bought a router was ages ago, and even though having one running OpenWRT is good I’d avoid it to be on the safer side.

Exactly! " If you don’t like India, please don’t work in India…" bitch do you think this is Ford or Sony??

You could say it’s a L.A.I.

Good thinking, since a lot of those phones will be replaced for a shattered screen or cause they’re 1 year old.

my current Xiaomi router

Ah I see the problem right there…

If I typed “why should I use chatgpt as a search engine” would I get some self-celebratory wall of text, or be among the first victims of the machines uprising?

“We have perfectly good search already…” “But it’s AI!” “I’ll buy your entire stock!”

The dummies should’ve used an AI to extract the text, that way there woulda been no culprit.

Do it anyway, so the shit will be diluted in time.

We need proof to believe you.

Warranty voided.

ThInK DiFfErEnT

No store with a minimum of decency wouldn’t sell 1TB usb keys, for example… Wish and Temu are really the bottom of the barrel.

Reuters could not determine how the chip ended up on the Huawei product.

Try to make an educated guess…

It’s weird to you cause you’re not a mega-brain CEO… if revenue drops, you raise the prices, obviously.

“Denuvo manager also stated that he slept with all the moms of their product’s detractors, and that they were ‘ezee’”

I hope not “Gravity” movie levels of mess…

That problem is that there isn’t a better version (not that it was peak in the first place anyway…)