I’m amazed that ads are so effective that they can make more cramming unwanted video in my face than just asking me for a couple bucks.

Patrick Tull’s Aubrey/Maturin series is fucking amazing.

If Chevy had released this truck it would have been ended up like the HHR but worse.

It’s not even good at being a truck, aside from the other shit.

o7

Evolution is dumb in that it requires death.

Honestly as a colonial power adding Englishness to a local dish is totally in character.

Chicken tikka masala isn’t a joke. It’s a warning.

I always use one and the feeling when the meat just kisses the done temperature while it’s resting is almost as good as sex.

And there’s no other dish that England could claim to have invented? Not even the meat pie?

They had to take an Indian dish and add Englishness to it.

Depends on the application. Sriracha is good on hard boiled eggs, but Texas Pete is better on Mac and cheese.

That’s pretty rich considering the national dish is chicken tikka masala

Half the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.

I imagine it’s like advertising: for everyone who finds it annoying there’s a dozen people it works on

Your reward for voting regularly and donating to candidates you support is a bunch of unwanted texts and phone calls.

Love the shoutout to Margaret Hamilton

If Republicans could feel shame* I’m sure they’d be very upset.

* about anything other than sex

Yeah but at least they’d have style. Their popularity would at least make sense. It would feel a little less horrifyingly alienating.

Plus pollen means having to pay to clean it off.

[The CEO of BYD] is a combination of Thomas Edison and Jack Welch

So he’s a ruthless asshole?

Also, the average human has less than one testicle

It’s been this way since I bought my first Performa back in 95.

I got some RAM and a dozen Zip disks for Christmas instead of

I haven’t been this shocked since I found out the original McGruff voice actor was arrested with a bunch of guns and weed plants