Kirby.

My nextdoor neighbor was in her class at the time. His thousand-yard stare when he got home that day was quite haunting.

Am I a bastard?

Yes.

“So it never worked?”

“No.”

“And been a team of people in Wokeistan this whole time?”

“Angola, but yes.”

“And it’s been saying this woke crap becuase you’ve been paying them to? … Why?”

“Because you’re a jackass Elon. And nobody likes you.”

Holy shit.

It is a Mechanical Turk. Although I guess it’s a Mechanical Greek now.

Drone Zone on SomaFM.

Subtle

Those aren’t eWaste. Those are Mint machines.

They jumped at the ground and missed.

Old 33rpm blues albums.

Firefly. Amatuerish acting and plots that barely reached “Atomic Rifle” levels of sophistication don’t really sit well with me.

I don’t think you’re supposed to like Yellowstone. I think you’re supposed to feel obligated towards it

Mandatory copulation every 14 hours.

Fire and Ash

It’s June, so the democrat cop should have a pride pin.

Seirei no Moribito (Guardian of the Spirits):

A spear-wielding badass protects a young prince after being hired by his mother to be his bodyguard. It’s a beautiful character-driven fantasy anime that really delivers on the dramatic punches.

Monkey Man:

Dev Patel’s modern down to earth retelling of the Hanuman myths. Folks dismiss it as a John Wick clone, but it really is so much more than that.

IBM Thinkpad 701.

Except copeium.

My neocortex. It’s busted anyways and just jacking up other shit with its nonsense.