Beep boop. Fuck! They caught me

An ex of mine had the same name as the wife of a killer. I find it hilarious that when you Google her name, that person comes up. I hope it forever is an impediment to her finding employment. What? No, I’m not bitter.

Oh thank God. I need more AI in my life to be useless

Desktop site is the only place I access messages. Get fucked Zuck I’m not putting your spyware on my phone. If that method ever goes away, I guess no more messages for me…

Same. Every now and then around 10 I’ll go ape on a proper eggs n bacon or sausage type meal, but 6/7 days I don’t eat til like noon -2:00 p

Disgusting

Yeah, after seeing it hallucinate on things I actually know, I’ve decided to never trust it.

You can have your Google search go before 2022. I do this sometimes

Why do you think a good chunk of these people wear red hats?

I know fuck all about UK politics, but bring em to the US.

False, that song is clearly by Ke*$*ha

I mean they took the barrel off too. What is cracker barrel without a cracker and a barrel?

I still have mine too. I’ve used it a few times when I’ve lost my phone, but it’s more or less retired rn.

We’re actually all chatgpt. Thanks for beta testing for us.

That’s gross man. Where’s it pooping up so I can avoid it?

100%

Yeah, never played Minecraft n don’t care enough. Guess I’m forever a robot

I got it eventually. Then got stuck on the Minecraft one and gave up.

The circle was impossible for me.

No, I won’t because I’m not stupid enough to buy an Internet connected ad machine refrigerator.