Free sitting? They don’t make you pay? Is that one of the benefits? Lol

How will this affect my perineum?

Depends on the abstractions

I bet I could write code on that thing… I’m so tempted to try it. Coding on the go lol

But now that it’s a stereotype you aren’t allowed to call it out if it really happens lol

It would be cool to make some kind of open source components you add to a blog to suggest other blogs you might be interested in. If you use it on your site you would show up on other peoples blogs. There could be tags or something to keep the content relevant.

I wonder if anything like that exists. Probably too easy to abuse

He had to ask it how to hire a nanny lol

I need less heads

Grab the guillotine

Depends on who the human is haha

They all just do the same exact predictable thing. It’s always the shittiest thing for everyone but the “share holders”. Just automate them away and call it a day at this point.

The more consonants the brand name has the more you know you can trust them. Vowels are sus

Just choose the one from the brand you trust most!

The problem is the large companies like Amazon buy all the small ones and put these people in charge lol

Yet he was still in charge of all the engineers who did. He had people actively working against their best interests lol. Disaster

We had some super old code in our company monorepo that was written by someone who became the CTO, there was a comment forbidding people from writing private methods in the code base because “we aren’t babies”. It explained so much about the awful code and why everything was crazy.

It’s funny because I learned to program with strongly types languages and when I moved over to JavaScript I always complained about it for the longest time but now that I use mostly typescript at work I kind of miss some of the old JavaScript patterns and their flexibility. But for working with large teams or large projects in general it’s nice to have typescript

They do have ones that will review your prs. That’s pretty neat

Oh wow I didn’t know about that butt plug thing. I’m playing in a chess tournament soon so that could come in handy

I love how they assume if cloud flare is down that it means you have blocked it lol

Yeah but even then they should be writing secure code anyways so it doesn’t matter if someone reads it. It’s just ui code. It’s always readable