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“Smells good!” When nothing smells good
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a snake on car glass in Germany?English
1·21 days agoThe Vinda Viper
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What's the difference between a Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurant?English
2·29 days agoIt has more of a “question” inflection with a touch of soft “r”.
Phurr?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that last month, a rich man in New Jersey killed a pedestrian and left the scene. He was put on trial. The jury found him guilty. 15 minutes later, he walked out free. English
2·30 days agoYou forgot about how humid it was.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL: The United States Has 10x More Serial Killers Than Any Other Country on EarthEnglish
8·1 month agoYeah no. Today you believed in falsified information.
I’m guessing it’s not the first time.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL You can leagally drop your baby off at the fire station in all 50 statesEnglish
11·2 months agoBong! Bong! Bong!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL You can leagally drop your baby off at the fire station in all 50 statesEnglish
24·2 months agoReally? I mean, I wouldn’t just leave a baby in a dumpster. I’d wang it against the side a dozen times first. That’s 10+2 for the metrics out there!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL: Suicide Rate in the United States Just Hit Highest Point in 75 YearsEnglish
72·2 months agoThis is obviously a Biden residual /s
It’s lame that I have to put /s but people are stupid
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Indian university faces backlash for claiming Chinese robodog as own at AI summitEnglish
6·2 months agoWe invented post-its.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
UK Politics@feddit.uk•The audience for Rupert Lowe's "Restore Britain" rally
5·2 months agoThe young are to busy posting on Reddit
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Tesla's flashing lightsEnglish
5·2 months agoKinda neat
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Australians banned teens from using social media. Now, Australians are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikesEnglish
233·2 months agoYour throwing stick trick has boomeranged on us!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•He parked his car on the sidewalkEnglish
21·2 months agoContext?
It’s the crossing guard. They’re beloved and allowed.
But yeah. Boo! They suck!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL the US Military operates a massive non-profit "socialist" grocery chain called the Commissary. It is taxpayer-subsidized and sells goods at costEnglish
943·2 months agoNo. You can get access to this. It’s as simple as joining the armed forces. Which I’m guessing you’re not cut out for.
And they’re not “the elite”. They’re regular people like
you andme. The only difference is they’re willing to die for your right to express feelings like this
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This is crazy. Why don't you just take their car ?English
1·2 months agoCatskill Mountains

They have Aldi in that area?