I can fluidly open a trash bag, pull it into a straight line, and toss it like a dart, landing it in an open trash can from up to 30ft.
This only works with those cheap bags that businesses use and this was honed over years of changing trash at various businesses. Not useful, very majestic though.
Mainly I don’t care. I’m voting to keep trump out.
But since you asked, my judgement on that is the same on any crime. If you get caught, you’re not good enough to be doing it. She didn’t get caught, they did. Do you expect a, “sorry, I can’t work this case. It’s a conflict of interest because I get high too.” or something? Workers don’t turn themselves in when they steal from Walmart.