Oh my gourd!

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

So you’re saying there’s a chance 👉👈

Interest rates in the US are set to go down 🎉

Agreed even just sending a stupid meme or a joke shows you were thinking of them and can be a lighthearted convo starter.

Led Zeppelin’s Hot Dog song comes to mind.

You only have to brush x2 daily and floss once daily for the teeth you want to keep lol

Enjoy your snack, you earned it!

Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks stranger. 🤮

I don’t miss the often-regurgitated response of “Gee, thanks stranger” that Redditers would say after receiving gold. It would always annoy me.

Amen.

Sounds like marriage.

I used to eat kernels until this past weekend. I was devouring popcorn and didn’t realize some was unpopped and I chomped a piece really hard. I managed to take off a filling and chipped part of a molar underneath. I got my tooth temporarily restored this past week without getting numbed since I’m currently expecting…so I got to feel the tooth get sanded and bonded…and have to get a full repair after my kid is here. To sum it up, be careful. Sincerely PopcornPrincess 🍿

WOT M8

What? 😂

Like a reverse dick butt?

Congrats!

That’s so crazy that it may be your last adventure….might be worth it though. 🤤

Again not a scam but in order for this to become official, I must get to know you. What is the make and model of your first car? Also what’s your favorite food? And what’s the name of your first pet? Again not a scam, I just want to get to know you better.

I’m surprised nobody listed troll sites…