Folklore says steaks can easily be converted to cash and that’s why they are more heavily guarded. Not so sure about caviar though.

4th panel should be:

I hope you’re happy, because you get all As. Let me know if there’s anything else I can help you with, William.

The product manager nurse also goes crazy, trying to push a wheel-less wheelchair.

N * N

Glad you asked me what it is. So you see, there are things call webpages. Yes, they are pages on the web. Guess what, there are people making them. Shocking, right? So part of the webpage…

privacy policy

look inside

sells your data

Probably just investor activists floating the idea to test the water. They’ve been wanting to sell Intel for parts since the bad quarter and Pat (former CEO) being evicted is part of this plan.

MAGA - Make Assembly Great Again

They’re pretty happy to comply with censorship in China though.

Das Capital.

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https://xkcd.com/1168/

An app that will save the world…and other fantasies that software developers tell themselves to feel important

Reminds me of a hilarious bug in early GHC: https://gitlab.haskell.org/ghc/ghc/-/issues/163

The compiler will delete your source file if there’s any compile error. And the user complained only by sending a very polite email to report this bug. Simon Peyton Jones mentioned it in one of his talks and I still find it quite hilarious till this day.

u/Dangerous-Pizza7054 from the article,

Seems like the user tracking “special promotion” overrides the premium. They don’t even say whether it’s expected or not. But my take away is that paying for premium may or may not show you ads, but you are definitely tracked and harvested for data. (Maybe even more so, since, well, you are more valuable to them.)

By not requiring an account to use, it’s already ten million times better.

Looking through the first one’s content and it seems reasonable? The patent’s abstract is supposed to be as widely applicable as legally permitted, so it’s like a completely different language on top of legalese.

J Moore, the Moore in the wildly used Boyer-Moore string search algorithm, has a first name of a single letter, J. It’s not an abbreviation.

// TODO: Leave the code cleaner than you found

Yeah, I mean platforms accessible without so many hoops to jump through.