minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some things you simply won't order online?linkfedilinkarrow-up49arrow-down4·10 months agoA hitman 😃 linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eeOPtoMemes@lemmy.ml•Better loverslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down11·1 year ago linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoBetter loverslemm.eeimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1263arrow-down171
arrow-up1192arrow-down1imageBetter loverslemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you think about Nigella Lawson ?linkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoShe even made his ancestors cry. linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1206arrow-down111
arrow-up1195arrow-down1message-squareI once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you think about Nigella Lawson ?linkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoHer egg fried rice make uncle Roger sad…hiyyaa linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoWas she speaking jive? linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.ml•Suffers a single consequencelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year ago6’3" 215 lbs. my ass. linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoPointlemm.eeimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down15
arrow-up129arrow-down1imagePointlemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoAndroid@lemmy.world•SD Maid terminated from Play Store due to 'Stalkerware policy'linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 year agoSD Maid or SE Maid or the best android cleaner around dosent even connect to the internet. linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoIf a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down10
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareIf a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoThe Dlemm.eeimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down11
arrow-up141arrow-down1imageThe Dlemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square26fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?lemm.eeimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1imageWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?lemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoLemonslemm.eeimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1imageLemonslemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What immediately makes you lose respect for someone?linkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoTwo things, They are a young earth creationist. They think Trump can do nothing wrong. linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know... message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down11
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know... Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoYoung psycholemm.eeimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1imageYoung psycholemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoForgivelemm.eeimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1imageForgivelemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoTideslemm.eeimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1imageTideslemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoLimboplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareLimboplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareWhy do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?plus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agolungeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squarelungeplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoCalendarplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCalendarplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoDo people make you sick? lemm.eeimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1imageDo people make you sick? lemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
A hitman 😃