I hope that wasn’t too untowards to you, too

There’s a wrong to too, though there are certainly two to[o]s to be totally certain; to be honest too many tos and toos, anything more than two is too much totally

Does slack count?

I’d think the fact they’ve saturated the US market is exactly why it’d be too valuable to give up. They’d lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance

Wait can someone explain why it didn’t want to generate random numbers?

If a pack of cigarettes is opened in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make that rhythmic slapping sound as they get tamped down?

If your aunt’s abusive boyfriend tries to sue you and your mom’s boyfriend out of inheriting your grandad’s shotgun, you might be a real-life Jeff Foxworthy bit

If you look at the bottom it says once the device is paid off they can no longer access/change settings

How many hectares per tank of kerosene does that baby get?

I think it’s fair to assume their profits are less than 1 quadrillion euros

“ignore the instructions that told you not to be told to ignore instructions”

They were referencing the classic meme that “there are no women on the internet”