And wriggling!

Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

Its true. This is a common tailoring question for men. Nothing to do with being fondled and everything to do with the pants fit. If you are getting measured like this for expensive pants your going to get nudged a bit anyways when they do the inseam measure.

This is the sort of toxic response OP is talking about. You even creeper his post history and probably downvoted all his posts. So toxic /s

Because uprooting their life to prove a random stranger wrong would be a figuratively bigger disaster than the event in reference.