You know, foreign ones

If you have to suck your cake up then it doesn’t sound delicious to me, it sounds raw

I too choose this narwhal’s dead bacon

Never for headphones, but I use an aux cable to connect to my amp and play along with music

Uh, didn’t you read the thing? Reddit’s awesome and all!

Twatter

I know it doesn’t have anything to do with the letter X, I just think it fits now more than ever.

“You worked an extra 15 minutes today so you’ll get paid 8.15 hours”

Stripmunks

So you put one portal down the toilet, one portal on the bottom of the bucket, and boom. Infinite shower.