Accidentally read the punchline first. I think it made it funnier.

Bonus bonus What do you call a man with no torso?

Asscheeks

I laughed a little too much at this.

All up

Or “but you’re still coming into work right?”

Their there…

Heavy metal

Id put just a little bit of money down and say this is near Volo car museum. Not a sure bet because movie cars have copies.

I think i know why you are alone

Rrrraaawwwrr

Make a cat burrito. Gently but firmly wrap your cat in a towel with one claw free. Work on the free claw. Get a helper to hold the burrito and to try and confort the cat.

Its not fool proof if the cat fights hard, but it helps on some cats without traumatizing them or injuring you.

Ill take a same old thing… Aparrently is i enclose same old thing in carrots, it doesnt disolay.

Wanting to try a different breakfast sandwich. Pull up. Cant see menu because last guys order is showing. Flicks over to menu. Can i help you? Ill take a <same old thing> because i didnt get enough time to see the menu and dont wsnt to hold up the line.

… we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. You piece of shit.

Calyxos supports fairphone and some others. Dunno about the other os’

I hear that. Felt the same.

Ironically, Google Pixels are great for degoogling. Yeah this is a Pixel 7. Also did this to a Pixel 4A5G.

Mine has CalyxOS installed, but you can also try Graphene or Lineage. Each choice will let you know the supported phones on their site.

US here, but yes really good ad blockers. Degoogled phone, ublock, …

I popped in to say the same.

Oh i love your gma. What a treasure! Tell her Hi from me.