That’s what my girlfriend said when she first saw me naked.

Well, I don’t think they could be any more hated.

It was a CRT and it was bright AF at night. I remember getting a bunch of them in at the auto auction in the early 90s. They also had burned in screens by that time.

Shouldn’t it be SS Earth?

It has come to my attention that GIF is to be properly pronounced like the peanut butter. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn! I shall never pronounce it that way. There are certain things in life that are worth fighting for. This is my Waterloo!

I’m someone who knows that every person is both good and bad, and it’s a struggle that every one has. Looking at things as black and white, and every human struggle as being a fight against good and evil is a very misplaced, and dangerous way of thinking.

Too many people see the world in black and white. You are either good or evil. Every person is both good and evil, but the media and propagandists want you to see one side as pure evil. Obviously it works because I see these kinds of posts everywhere. I don’t see it getting any better since everyone carries a handheld propaganda machine with them all the time.

I don’t think that thing is ever going to get full.

I’ve never been to any of those states, but I have a friend who lived in Louisiana for a while. He said they are a strange breed of people, plus there’s alligator everywhere.

Girls speaking German are rarely sexy sounding, although better than Portuguese.

Minus the semen, I’m sure

When I was in the shower in gym class.

The only people I see that have iPhones are the ghetto people that have no job. I can spot one when they walk in the door to my store. They look like a combination of gangsta and homeless. I will comment to whoever I’m working with and bet that they will want to pay with their iPhone. I’m usually right, and half the time they’re transaction is declined.