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You could show me an ad for exactly what I want in that moment and I’d immediately not want it any more.

proceeds to show something you don’t want at all

Even better:

Before forking locally, fork it on another machine!

Let me (lemme?) translate this into customer-friendly business language:

Enhanced user experience

Indeed. Golden era of polish youtube

NALEŚNIKIIIII?!

You just reminded me of one particular calculator app which put “+” button behind a paywall

bright idea

I see what you did there

I used to play GH3 on PS2 a lot and i played boss battles quite frequently

One time, in another game called Soldat, when a clan was recruiting they told me to change my old nickname since it was bizarre (i was 15 yo). I was looking for inspiration and quickly came up with Lou (final boss in GH3), added ` so i would be recognised easily while also not impersonating anyone unintentionally.

Few months passed by and i saw someone on some Soldat-related IRC channel chilling with my nickname and that person wasn’t actually impersonating me (he/she used that nickname for much longer time than me since “Lou” is actually a first name which for me, as a native polish speaker, wasn’t that obvious at the time) so that huge coincidence made me come up with an addition to my nickname - 2nd boss in GH3, famous guitarist - Slash. In the end i started using LouSlash`

As time passed by, in some places/websites/games i couldn’t use ` so i drop it occasionally.

g8 b8 m8

3. Clean your damned phone screen