Don’t answer this you fools!

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Those are probably all for him. 34…

The lack of logical explanations for why it’s called a jumper are deafening.

Okay pronunciation complaints coming from your half of the water are hilarious. Keep them coming.

Edit: Like give me some examples here!

Really out there. Sticking it to… Nobody.

It’s the same picture.

Well you sweat when jumping for one thing.

Yes and I am demanding explanations.

What does a sweater have to do with jumping?

Looks like you got a plant growing in there.

Not surprised. Apple is amongst the shystiest of shysters.

Yeah, that’s pretty much my point.

Everything you say here makes a ton of sense.

I can only imagine some dumbfuck executive seeing this and going “Oh my god, we need to be charging by the episode! Sales will BOOM!”

Careful what you wish for.

When you don’t have authority, demands are begging.

Now enforce it?

Your loss!

Begin eating the rich.

No it comes from taking your money somewhere else. Why would you continue shopping at a place that makes you feel the need to vandalize their property to feel safe?

Going to be hard to do when it’s under a little black dome 45 feet up in the air. Also there’s dozens of them…