This is the way

Happy birthday internet stranger. Hope it gets better for you!

More of a mantra then a username

D4 realised a while back I don’t really like the taste of milk, so went darker and darker until now I just drink black tea. Honestly I’m more of a coffee chap (snob)

Also when you hear a Brit speaking slower and louder in order to be understood by someone who clearly doesn’t speak English (or doesn’t want to understand, fair play, understand that)

An unfortunate one that, generally ill avoid any British tourist sites abroad. Our countrymen abroad are deeply embarrassing to often

How dare you! take that back we love our beige and brown foods!

Especially if the Brits have ‘visited’ that region before …

This is unfortunately true and to many men think the size of their penis is directly related to the size of their brolly. One doesn’t need a golf brolly to walk down a crowded high street

Wanker is solid. Ballbag, a personal favourite Bellend, but you may have that already. Shitebag, Scottish one Useless as a chocolate teapot

Cause it is and the weather is changeable and unpredictable far too often.

Side note, why don’t my fellow Brits carry a brolly more often? I’ve always got one in my bag for the days that start out dry and rain later on!

No, it’s not a scorcher, it’s f-ing freezing rn. Props for going for it though!

Peglin is very good