I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

I wondar wat he’s up to these daze.

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

I so do not keep the separate bidet option. So you crap walking over to that?

Oh no! I hope this doesn’t affect my pirated copies.

I would love this this feature to be implemented in IOS. This could be used for several applications like pushing more people to Linux.

Just this one. It’s enough.

Welp I’ll just have to Gimp along then.

Try all work done period. C suite “I made this”

It is worth the extra features, like not being able to remove an unwanted podcast from your play list. Why Spotify, why!?

I prefer the term “admirer”.

You, you could be… If you wanted to.

I factory reset my roku TV and now keep it offline. I have a laptop with Ubuntu hooked up to it.

Maria Buttanero at 204 E Peoria St. Council Bluffs, Iowa. Your location data is safe!

Hi, yeah. Uh long time listener, first time caller. Thank you for taking my question. Yes, I was wondering does Linux do this? I’ll take my answer off the air. Thanks!

Let me save you some time. It all happens way quicker and way younger than you expected.

The ones here, you can’t mute. Pisses me off so bad I will refuse to back to a gas station. I have even pulled up seen the ads on another pump and drove off. I’m not a fucking captive! Congrats on losing money greedy fucks!

When you set the port speed to no negotiate.

That fork has a lisp. And I can’t explain that.

Oh it wasn’t the weather. It was the people.