A thousand dollars a day. I work hard to complete pain & exhaustion and people appreciate the service I provide and they request me and come back for more. And it completely wears me out body mind and soul. Now let’s factor in the cost of living. I feel my labor is worth $1,000 a day. I know that’s not too much to ask because there are plenty of miscreants out in the world who don’t work half as hard as I do but they earn a lot more.

I’m fairly tech illiterate but I want Ladybird. Please tell me what to do with this.

This makes me feel uncomfortable.

Why would they stay after they’ve eaten all of the thing?

No problem then. The ants will clean it up 😄

Whoooo? Are you not allowed to name names?

Are you still double-dipping in reddit?

This. Is. Perfect.

manganese, sodium, chloride, magnesium, potassium

That’s great now, also have you considered working to improve your balance so you stop falling doing normal everyday tasks?

You might be so accustomed to falling your entire life, maybe it hasn’t occurred to you that falling off ladders and falling in the shower and getting dizzy from squatting to the point you fall over when you get up, those are not normal or healthy events. Quite the opposite of normal & healthy.

Remarkably limber & agile & can contort myself into small tight tricky spaces, and balance on unstable surfaces, and climb anything.

As a small child in the 1970s-80s, I felt uncomfortable with Queen.

I think they were just a bit ahead of their time.

This is plausible and yes I’d quite prefer to attribute early Christmas displays to astronomical asynchronicities, rather than to capitalist greed, consumerism, and overconsumption.

oh good, if this technology is on the horizon, I will continue to resist the urge to establish starlink service. I will wait until my android phone has this built in.

If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.

The thing with old frugal people is they would buy Christmas cards after Christmas when the Christmas cards are on sale so they would save money for sending out Christmas card the next year. That is the best scenario for buying Christmas things out of season.

Hey all you modern-day meat eaters out there, raise your hand if you’ve ever actually killed an animal.

No one?

That’s what I thought.

And I’m dying to know, who are the weirdos who get the urge to buy things like that right now? who are those weirdos?

I’m kinda thinking there are no people who feel the urge to buy Christmas things in the peak of summer. It’s all just marketing and placement isn’t it? shame on Costco

I keep clicking this thumbnail because bright colorful fluffy animals.

I keep reading the text and not comprehending anything.

Jackbox gives me an abdominal workout from laughter