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I get on GTA or Just Cause 3 and start blowing shit up.

I’ve always liked the style of chucks, but yeah. They fall apart faster than wet tissue paper.

Try the album Shinola from Ween. Especially the track “Big Fat Fuck.” It is very wobbly and buzzy.

Why is the ghost of Mark Twain haunting your scanner?

This guy’s videos are what got me to get on Tumblr. Though I just end up using it to scream into the void because nobody ever comments or reblogs with added content.

Lotsa good art and OC fanfic tho.

I microwave water for almost everything that requires boiling water except cooking pasta.

Interrupt by yelling “CHICKEN JOCKEY” every few bars.

Enough that you can maneuver out of the lane in an emergency.

Canned black olives are the only olives I really enjoy, but I haven’t had a green olive since I was a kid and now I am not sure if the olive was gross or if it was just the pimento I hated.

But dill pickles (gherkins) are a top tier snack and condiment.

Air traffic control still uses floppy disks, windows 95, and a plastic board of paper tag numbers to keep track of shit instead of a computer.

I originally subscribed to Spotify because its suggested music playlist continuation after playing some songs you already liked was really good at finding stuff similar to what I wanted.

But it stopped being good at some point and I only keep it because I also haven’t been charged anything in 3 years now but still have premium service. 🤷‍♂️

“Forum” is more appropriate, and what we used to call non real-time communication tools online. Real-time is a chat room. Even tho forum would be appropriate for that, too.

a place, meeting, or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.

I have a time machine. I’ll have all the time I need to figure it out.

I’d go back to the Precambrian era around the time of the “explosion” to see what caused it. Though I may need a space suit. Was the atmosphere habitable at that time? 🤔

I don’t because most of the time, it’s correcting words that are already spelled correctly into a slightly different word that doesn’t fit the context and ends up taking more time to type something than just manually correcting any errors.

Like its to it’s and vice versa. Or fuck to duck.

You ever been in a crowded space with hundreds of people talking all at once? You can hear everyone, but not enough to really make out anything except once in a while when someone gets louder than everyone else.

That’s what my thoughts are like when I am not high on weed.

When I am high, the crowd shuts the fuck up and I can actually focus on a single, complete thought.

Wouldn’t that be more Avant Garde?

Edit: They’re the same thing. TIL

If everything was named “Something Sane” how would we tell different things apart?

Is PM Seymour on it?

How about water purification tablets? That would clean the water wouldn’t it? 🤔